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Tag: Home and Garden

Muesli Bowl Peregination #6

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Gruel!

Trucks splayed on winceyette

Paperbacked up by thumbsail rigging.

Thieved, not in the slightest borrowed

Robbed, not pure good lend-lease film fan

Ships of Liberty cargoing

Senile bananas to far flung

Gerontocracies

 

These dodgems

Run by ruffians with friends

In low places: naked ventriloquists

Licking smarmphones of pox.

Rant!

Bang the wall against your head

Laughing warm inside when you find

It is only made of tapioca.

 

 

 

 

 

The Lie of the Land

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Half man: half musket

Was not was

Noisome

Stroke me branches crest the lawn,

Attracting glances beside

the splendiferous alpine experience.

A dog cocks its leg on the ugly plastic herb cover.

The  tiger glows under the daffodil.

Aphids pester gannets

Thrashing in mild dark.

Slow is what it is.

The cream is questionable,

but I have no fear

cautiously prizing the lid

finding caramel and semen.

The red rubber band

on the pastry

turned blue in the freezer.

I leave the door open

to help it find room temperature.

Old Bar Stewards

 

Albert Einstein sticks his tongue out to photographers in 1951

Music soothes the savage breast.

Death Metal springs to mind.

Put on your rusty chain mail vest.

Go find an axe to grind.

Roaring to the chemist

On your zimmer frame

The traffic cops then did you

For pissing in a drain

Fined or sent to prison

Condemned to spend your time

Moaning at the bus stop

It never leaves on time.

Treasonable Doubt

Amyl

 

Here comes the sun to have a laugh,

a snigger, a check it out, a gloat at

little lives playing themselves out in safe,

unhappy scripts:

polishing, dusting, painting crypts.

Rolling tiffs, thinking cliffs, wind blowing quiffs,

In skipper’s beards, fucking weird.

And I sit in judgement. How fucking weird is that?

 

 

Dustbathing

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Cobwebs!

Touch it, feel it recoil

Membranous, nerved

Gathered in:

Repulsed

by

Gubbings

 

…Radio Ron?

old-time-radio_0

 

Pop up half mill.

Say it again.

Pop up…light sill.

Comprises:

Dried flowers, heads well dead.

-‘allo Vera

-‘allo Grim

 

All I recall before the whirring blur…

Landrover in the hall.

Half banana & Muesli.

Cheesy cauli scoff by Bo.

Nix no more…

 

Spectacle respectable,

hi-silver scudders

heading Wenward.

 

Fade to mauve diluted grey.

Two crows lope left.

Stilled of a sudden.

 

A polyp in Port Said

abundant floribunda.

No man cast asunder

Feed the Head

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In the sugar hole

prized out last remaining twix

hopeful of some oomph

 

This is not fair

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On my way here,

Demi-lucid

 

Supine in

 

a white

wheelie

bin,

guess what?

 

What?

got some treasure

fallen it was

like a woman

 

 

 

loose, heavy,

easy display:

golden showers!

 

Reef

obtuse lanquid splashes

lit dense wet grass,

teasing out

emerald,

silver crystal

ephemeral sprites:

 

like

trinkets, but too

quick, robust,

capricious to pocket,

to show off

after

 

to softer, bolder presences…

 

Noon’s Guys gathered round,

casting shorter shadows,

Origin – a higher calling:

sotto voce potentates,

you know the sort,

plotting spring offensives

left me none the wiser

 

in fact

Sort of stiff,

jabs in brachia,

pains more swamped than killed.

 

Still a worry thought

cause for concern

thence diversion.

 

Two, no three, doughnuts.

Whoosh! Guess what?

It had gone.

Gloamtime

Sue, Grabbit, & Run

 

ethereal sight

companionable silence

day gives thanks to night

The Ineluctable Presence of Ironing

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Daft hens are porous

Obsolete commodities

Unlike washing lines