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Tag: Home and Garden

Hue & Cry

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Prematurely

summoned

by hounds

 

alarmed by slams & shouts –

sound carries well under cold white floret clouded skies –

Cauliflower sharp acoustics

 

Keen the acute

Well-honed

Canine ear

The Subtefuge

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Under the weather’s

Consistent disappointments

Sly Sleet sinuates –

Adversity revels

In Tombstone pistol whippings

 

Fatuous sunbeams –

indifferent to fluey colds –

wait above the storm

concocting arcane

ruses, kidding us Tom Fools

Paulus the Gonk

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Gonks: remember them?

stuffed baize effigies, hand size

Felted arms, legs, hands

Little humpty-dumpties

 

Head on the body

Jumper pulled over head

Secret policemen

Cook’s Wisty Armageddon

 

Cheap mister-mannish

dolls born in an oil crisis;

industrial strife

times when lights went off at ten

 

Mine was called Paulus,

A little gnome who welcomed

You to his home in

Densest Pogle’s Wood

 

It disintegrated

After various drubbings

in the old twin tub

with a sadistic streak

 

Gonks became old hat

Space Hoppers were the next fad

Never had one, still drives me mad.

 

Snowdrops

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Four walls

do not a prison

make,

nor iron

bars a cage

there’s other

stuff

as well

The Dread Aftermath of Naked Gambolling

dancers

 

yet another

clam-bake

funday

a diddle-dee-dum day

a sufficiency of sun day

a my god what have I done day;

subsequently,

red raw

Bum Day

Pushbike

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Sudden as love it’s eight thirty.

Two & a half hours faffabout

oiling  de railleur on rusted bikes;

clearing the drain with willow and prunes;

mumbling out of turn on the chain gang.

Serene cupidities conspire

Wilfully, making sense sensitive.

 

 

Hours with feet up.

Doing the log thing.

Eight a night

Five a day

For a week

 

Brown and sultry planning permissions

Granted! Today we sail on Braintree.

The Temptation of Spare Paint

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What

is this life

if full of

care

a lethal

retro

frigidaire.

 

The Offering

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Perchance

or deft planning

a scoop of baleful altar wine remains,

though not for long.

 

Rite of Spring:

callow neighbours nail eachother

to the paper partition wall – time

honours these home county behaviours –

some wayward blood drips through on this side,

my side.

I observe with some disdain treacly crimson goo

impinge clematis and home entertainment cables,

the main arteries of

reality are besmirched….

 

 

The orphan stale ham salad roll awaits

Ravenous, cavernous engorgement,

yields a surge of purpose, of demented potency,

to cut the crap,

make one’s mark,

utter and act.

 

Mates Motel

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This

Weekend will comprise one diamond guest:

Familiar, nosey, potty, bumptious…

What is guest? A wayfarer, a punter,

A complicit victim of hospitality!

This is not a motel, there are no

Bed & Breakfast signs, no spiteful

Waiters spitting in the soup. No Bill.

Just the old, battered emotional baggage to

Attend to, false dawns, a restless farewell.

Innit?

Pane#2

 

Sleek

abysmal dancer witters on:

‘…got a Twitter, Andy tweeted. So,

I tweeted back. How we tittered.’

 

I looked out on the ragged garden:

taken a good winter battering, well

grazed by bold Sussex Hens

(the dog is indoors a lot of late).

 

My word mind lands on ‘Topiary’:

Sculpted hedgerow dinosaurs;

Gothic ramparts; all shapes phallic,

A racing car with driver, a duck,

 

Oh, and a family of elephants.

And nearly lost to reason I paused

And came to my senses.

The duties of the day press in:

 

Wake the dead, feed the head,

Clean up, sit up, sit down,

wash my feet, eat…

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