Grimbeau

Scroodles

Tag: housework

MiStah mOpp (Char-Man)

 

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SwEep

(duStpan & Bru(sj)sh),

WiPe

(scRim & ChaMois),

 scruB

(scour, raspish, Rubba)

pOlish

(wax &shine –BufF)

& TouCh-UP

(blushEN, sh(ine)y, finesSE

up porCh (rouge, glOSSy LipstiCk)

Well doNe Job(Pat pate thrice: p-p-pAT)

(Well Done®…!)

An Inspector Calls

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As day commences

question heavy

underwhelming poxy

leaden gundog sky

just turned eleven

Steak Pie & Chips

in to burn

tad wonky

Morning

lies in tatters

Anti-personnel weapon

Pops

in for a

Chat

Smitten Kitten

 

stargazy

Stargazy cow pies

Here comes long night to

Foreshortened solstice day.

Burnham Wood to Dunsinane again.

Escape to wet room while stocks last?

Suck the carpet beat the doormats.

Sock cloth and pastiche.

O my damaged brain!

Wherefore art though cameo?

Keeping down appearances to a bare minimum.

Let it flow, Jojo.

The man is at the chores.

Being the son of a bitch.

Yappy mucky pup.

Hard wired downcast.

Upbeat positivity.

Pass the spare sickbag.

Ash trees on airwaves.

Pictures of kittens

Smitten