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On the Passing of the Pioneer Spirit…

 

 

He was known to live life dissipated:

Gambolling in crazed buffonery,

Guzzled half a modest brewery.

When his liver, bored, emigrated.

My Uncle Head was steadfast and insistent:

‘Feed me!’ he yelled ‘Til I’m wild euphoric.’

For a pint of gin, no tonic: chronic.

So immaculated homeward: distant.

 

Ten Afton and a quart of Barleycorn,

stern tea and two, too loud radios

Unwelcomed him the very next morning

as he dimly recalled Jack de Mannio,

gave up on a shower and yawning,

levitated outsidewards to soil the patio.

 

Back inside he trawled in his shotaway head

and dredged up from its slum, the aviator,

Louis Blerio, who, a century and

one day ago, fetched lobster thermidore

and ate it for breakfast on England.

Head sloooshed a tuft of dog and considered

The perilous return voyage while his liver withered.

 

 

Square Tonsure

Square Tonsure.

AM

English: Milkman Nederlands: Foto. Melkboer

07:53
Posted the old villanelle: fitting.
Milkman brings compost: god barks.
‘Cheesemate!’
‘Soreye…’
Petrus
Ichor
Pertrichor
Dog Doos

Villanelly the Mastadon

 

Zeus faber

Villa Nelly the Elephant

 

Phew! Thank Zeus for that, now it is over

Free at last of the drivelling, humdrum forum

Safely rest in peace and eat ambrosia!

 

Netiquetee niggly no-no’s off you go, Sir!

Untrammelled by the facile, graceless boredom

Phew! Thank Zeus for that, now it is over

 

No longer shall one have to soft demur

To the basilisk eyed referential quorum

Safely mush some peas and eat ambrosia

 

For twenty nights in the same pullover

Horse latitudinal, relentless doldrums,

Break free, get out of that, now it is over.

 

Have you waited on mention of a four-leaf clover?

Or dreamt of gliding condors of the sun

So say, thank Zeus for that, now it is over.

 

I dreamt last night as wracked by farce and bovver

A phrase I forgot came back to me, ‘Have Fun!’

Phew! Thank Zeus for that, now it is over

You can safely rest and eat ambrosia.

This little piggy went…

Monday, Monday...

Half-eight and getting dark,

night falls over,

gives up the day,

and slumps,

snoring till tomorrow morning, when it wakes

frozen and dank

in a ditch

called Monday.

If summer comes, what shall we be?

Drunken loons cavorting in the cups of memory:

escapees, refugees, and philanderers, rusting in the sun,

never sleeping,

corroding in the night,

spongers in the morning’s dew:

mist as a vat.

Or, just the moiety of a tanner,

half a sixpence,

belted and braced,

suited and booted.

All dressed up

nowhere to go.

ASBOTOXIN!

Honky-Tonk-Man

Anyfingoze:

honky-tonk Joanna,

purple pile alto…

Brute guster out on the Prairie Chook,

crimson tulip sunglimpsing behind wild rose

and gooseberry bushes.

Shag and Puffin simper,

Whirled without world thru the World,

harmless & homeless.

Mayfair millionaires fester in lambsmilk.

Moustaches buckle in the Martian breezes.

Megaratsingers flip baked  beans in the crystal nightsun.

Weeds walk

and

troops Foxtrot on the lake:

Hunger is an energy.

 

Elephant Horn & Rhino Dust

Elephant Horn & Rhino Dust.

Elephant Horn & Rhino Dust

English: Tomato with a "rhino horn"

Cowered and screamed,

wed and daughtered,

wired and attritional,

Simplicius & Simplissimus,

boiled cafe and beetroots…

So

Don’t put your daughter on the stove, Mrs. Worthington!

 

Maxim’s

Master in Computer Architecture, Network and S...

Put

Dirty Knives

In the Dishwashing Machine

Of

Inconvenience

To aspiring dishwashers,

Chefs to be:

Pastry, Master, Sioux,

Or Head.

Horse Feathers Forest

Nightingale

Run out of town by a bunch of shit traders who wanted my ass for burgers. Now I  crouch, beaten up bad with a missing hoof iron; skulking on the edge of a forest. East of Eden and West of Wedlock, pretty much nowhere. We had to pull up at the cross because I went lame and the wheels went wonky after the chase.

Lucky to be alive?

Well, no-one in their right mind knows, do they? Pass me an analyst: I’m a hungry horse! Gestalt and fries, run it through the jungle, motherfuckers.

Love is lord of all!

So says that poncey little Nightingale posing on my snout making snidies about my long nose, having a laugh at my expense. Snap! Missed him, little punk! These parasitic bastards only hang around to eat my bugs and look pastoral. Stick the picture on a box of smarmy chocks, get obese, and be a celebrity.

Nothing to do in the evening, see nobody apart from the devil and go nowhere but bed. This is no life for a big horse. Why did they not just finish me off when they had the chance? Well, I’ll tell you why – they do not have the fucking guts. Can’t risk losing face, being found out, taking responsibility? You are one of them, insecurity in numbers, fucking lemmings the lot of you.

Fuck, I’m crying. Big boulders hit the forest floor and make great lakes where small things can  thrive. The Crow Fascisti perform mourning manoeuvres. Dreamt last that some chestnut filly wanted my foals, no face: even my head is taking the piss! I’m out of here.

Piss off owl – twat! No ostrich, I do not want a fucking Pontefract cake. And you idlers in the canopy can shut your holes and take a powder. I’m thirsty.