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The Fraudulence of Easy Grazing

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Note that time, the morning shift is done.

Chats, coffee, fags and candles.

The incubator of the day’s potential gossip.

The Bullshit Zone.

 

I am a serious writer, he smirked

and stared at the word ‘smirked’,

half laugh, half cough, throat clearing tune, drumbeat

of phlegm, weak husky,

light breathing,

round shouldered smoker,

playing poker with the day.

Do you think it’s bluffing?

Let it go, Jo…

 

Yes, the early shift,

the pause for ninety,

then the second, windless coming.

Hunger grows.

Food consumes time.

Time is food’s next meal.

What is mine?

 

A plate of last night

or something novel.

A pineapple and oxtail pastie?

Sounds nice.

Might catch on…

 

Are there crisps, snacks,

nibbles, biscuits, chocolate trees,

crackers enough to shut me up?

 

I pause.

Revise.

Devise.

Invent.

Come up with new things.

See if they fit, if they are the right size,

if they squeak when I walk.

What colour, taste, smell?

What is the provenance?

The pedigree.

 

No – it was not enough.

It was Plenty.

 

 

 

slipper-sucker

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Sucking on a nostril

Appeasing my foe with

overzealous and thus

insincere, boorish

thin disatisfactory

reassurances. Bowing

scraping my most sincere

commitment to non-violent

intervention at this

watershed in the process.

 

Well, what d’you reckon they made of that?

 

Sage and prudent, perhaps

A bit gushing, retreat

In the face of hassle?

Then again there may be

Ideological or

Theological blocks.

One cannot discount

Sheer cowardice in

The face of the enemy.

Then there is the absence

Of teeth to be taken

Into consideration.

 

 

 

 

 

Shoesize

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Evening nightmares evade a gibbous moon

With canny sublimation, molten incantations

Meld in candled pen and ink hard silences,

Reams of craven, puerile words, agitate for love

In the face of victory. Love is lost and awkward

Youth undone.

 

cruciformiste

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Haiku sounds like

Aitchless cockney rhyming slang:

‘Intelligence Quotient’

 

Exasperation! The Sneak Thief of Time

 

 

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Watching

dry

paint

Is

 

less

time

consuming

In

the

final

analysis

In Praise of Old Tom Crapper

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Watch the gooks

on Pmq’s

and have pity

for the loos..

 

Paulus the Gonk

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Gonks: remember them?

stuffed baize effigies, hand size

Felted arms, legs, hands

Little humpty-dumpties

 

Head on the body

Jumper pulled over head

Secret policemen

Cook’s Wisty Armageddon

 

Cheap mister-mannish

dolls born in an oil crisis;

industrial strife

times when lights went off at ten

 

Mine was called Paulus,

A little gnome who welcomed

You to his home in

Densest Pogle’s Wood

 

It disintegrated

After various drubbings

in the old twin tub

with a sadistic streak

 

Gonks became old hat

Space Hoppers were the next fad

Never had one, still drives me mad.

 

Snowdrops

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Four walls

do not a prison

make,

nor iron

bars a cage

there’s other

stuff

as well

Drawbacks of Cartesian Dualism #1: The Hatstand Syndrome

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Each night after

Unscrewing your head

And resting it down

on your surrealistic Pillow

Make a vow

To replace it

On your neck

Before you

Get up

She Dog Night

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One o’clock post-kip

Alarm!

Instigates

a comedy of coffee;

a droop-eyed facile post;

a headful of Cape Cod radio snow,

and then the dogs, the raucous curs,

yelping all night long, warning off,

repelling stalking predators, slumber,

stray sleep-walking creditors.

 

Then some sleep,

but just itchy, tetchy bits and pieces, tosses and turns.

And the waiting. The waiting for the barks to resume.

 

Now comes the

car doors, the revving of early birds

off to the Smoke to do the night thing.

Obey.

…changed into a pair of deckchairs &

a faded purple clout having toed the line

between night & day, summoned (you guessed)

by dogs.

 

A stumbling, humbling, grumbling

shower at glumrise,

 

heavy lead heavens above –

the best place for heavens,

I find.

On the Whole