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Old Yarn

bone

The

fragmented head surveys itself

quick clips of a factive dream.

The

perspective is from below.

It is indoors.

The

street scene is frugal,

the sky is blue.

The

feeling  is anxious

A pressing engagement.

The

train is soporific,

uncomfortable

The

taxi rank is fresh, niggly,

and jumpy.

The

taxi journey is relief

detachment pause

The Antiques Roadshow

A shock ending.

Scrimmed Femur

The

ending is exhausted, querulous.

Sunlit indifference abounds

Flatman

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“We have to remember that what we observe is not nature in itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.” – Werner Heisenberg

Sunshine after rain.

One will come soon.

So…Relax, wind down,

Never mind

it was just

The usual let you downs.

Then…Inflate, blow up,

Never mind

it was just

the usual pink suspects:

Six blind elephants from

The Flat Man .

Six is a number for elephants.

Elephants is not a number.

Eleanor Rugby

Dunbarton council wheelchair ramp

She was known to have the wrong name,

(a clerical faux pas committed by Gerald

While eating a falafel after a

Good bollocking from Mrs. Godzilla

for being late in again.)

The corpse lived at No Fixed Abode

as did Wallace Pidgeon

the woman with her real name,

who rented the cellar.

It was all too much for Geraldine,

So, she just rifled the personal effects

for good pickings,

secreted them in the shallow,

nylon pocket of her too tight tunic,

pulled the sheet over the head,

and checked for recent texts.

Events, Dear Boy…Events

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Lunchtime

News about the news:

Observe basking sharks,

lost lopsided lilies,

slumping in the lagoon

pump waters from people’s homes

busy Nessies, little lochs,

tiny monsters of the shallows.

Waterlogged logs sink from sight,

nervous wrecks shiver

in Lazy Bones’ Locker.

No way, Jose!

Smart Alec McMackerel.

Wessex is the wetland of Alba.

Let it drown.

Paint your bum blue.

Join us: Stay dry.

See Soggies flood North in droves.

Border turnpike takes groats only.

Frack Ben Nevis.

Rip off Groatland.

Yawn. Nodding off…

Done in after all the sleep and squatting…

bills, deeds, duties, musts,

cant’s, coulds, shoulds, woulds;

daydawdledoodles.

Doze snooze nap?

And why not?

Afternoon off again…Tut, tut, tut.

True Sailing is not Dead

allihies

Go a good brisk clip

‘Are you the captain, the crewman,

the passenger, the vessel,

the ocean?’

Chance is Lord of All!

Metaphoric…

Metamorphic…

Metarapchik…

Metamonster!

Gorgeous Krakens

and other deep creatures

engulf us

disguised as waves.

Wild, Wild Night

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Crisp white linen sheets

on the hill

cracked and billowed

on the line

Stark wild clouds

flee eastward.

Wry, cow-towing

pines obey the storm

under the window,

under the pink drapes

Whimsy murmurs:

Rowan will Live.

Largesse

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The fruit of my labour

so far today

Sits over in a

Modest plastic bag

Amidst other items,

 

It is well

out-of-the-way,

conveniently

located.

 

‘Shifting Metaphor’ the bag reads,

inscribed

in very gooseberry green above

The

Iconic bitten fruit (an apple?).

 

A wasp draft flicks it,

it tumbles giddily and

comes to rest

On a too full

smudged yellow

pedal bin,

 

I explode

My fruits are strewn

all

over the scintillating,

brick-red non-slip

Linoleum.

 

Howling now

I watch them perish,

wither and vanish,

delight

full tiny

Twinkles

 

Marasmus done

the voided quasars

dance quick,

nimble polkas to dash

the conic lampshade

 

So,

like Orgones

and

reason do –

We Sleep

 

 

 

Moniker Called By…

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Chatting small, enduring twaddle and passing comment on the news,

the wonderful weather, Ents and death trances, and

recent sightings of drunken old muckers puking on poodles

 

Every so often there are smartphone snapshots of  dormant pets,

a dinner dance after a few, a flying saucer over Tesco’s,

the paddling pool in the back garden, and some baby humans.

 

During tales of goings-on in times past, the clock is seen, nattering over.

Down to brass tacks: hoovering, bed-making, tidying, graft, filling in forms.

Today I am torn between Albert Camus or Kermit the Frog: I sign ‘Dean Martin.’

Agony is…

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…real but invisible,

defined but uncertain,

yesterday and tomorrow.

For forever and a day.

The sheer never, never,

Neverendishnessness…

 

…And you, fellow sucker,

And me over here, shallow fucker,

bob about in these

shark-infested waters,

Quints ready for the taking,

Bamboos and rubber Treeplants.

Secret Squirrel

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Some people work

for a living.

I write…

Sometomes.