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Tag: Magic Realism

The Golden Age of Scuba

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Happy is the man who can bear the things he cannot change – Schiller

 

Each time insurgent

Wind surges spank opulent

crimson drapes and naughty

gusts arouse dormant

gooseberries on exposed,

soft wanton thighs all sigh

 

Lush,

chocolate ground juice

breaches ripe knapsacks,

glibly squirting,

soiling deep plush pile rug.

 

On

garish cushions we float maculate:

spoiled flotsam; jetsam of anarchy,

Two headed orphans

scowling quadrophrenes

brazen twisted Sisters scream.

Moniker Called By…

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Chatting small, enduring twaddle and passing comment on the news,

the wonderful weather, Ents and death trances, and

recent sightings of drunken old muckers puking on poodles

 

Every so often there are smartphone snapshots of  dormant pets,

a dinner dance after a few, a flying saucer over Tesco’s,

the paddling pool in the back garden, and some baby humans.

 

During tales of goings-on in times past, the clock is seen, nattering over.

Down to brass tacks: hoovering, bed-making, tidying, graft, filling in forms.

Today I am torn between Albert Camus or Kermit the Frog: I sign ‘Dean Martin.’

Agony is…

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…real but invisible,

defined but uncertain,

yesterday and tomorrow.

For forever and a day.

The sheer never, never,

Neverendishnessness…

 

…And you, fellow sucker,

And me over here, shallow fucker,

bob about in these

shark-infested waters,

Quints ready for the taking,

Bamboos and rubber Treeplants.

Prandial Snooze

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Our Zero is back.

Huzzah, huzzah…

 

Back triumphantly from Nodl,

festooned with laurels,

plaudits,

smelling of spring fresh mint and lavender thongs.

– Have a cigar!

– Thunk yew muchly…

 

Don’t tow:

Shell.

Wish like new comer: wash like an old comer

…say lurvee, say lurgair.

Life’s so unfair.

Weeps lots.

 

 

Drugstime;

coffee two.

Get down, hep kat!

Pickled pumpkin head in a Pipkin!

Whatever will they think of nexty next…

jugged hair, lungs tongues in arsenic, potted wimp?

 

 

Next!

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Midday…

 

Morseless rain all morning,

Steady persistent, ruthless, insistent,

Yet sometimes relenting

snide off-pisser.

 

So…

 

We Diggers curse this argent,

quick drip liquid,

call it a gluttonous mire hawker

(and sometimes worse)

 

Then…

 

Plangent noon sun stops play.

An early lunch and cribbage

Approaches from the West.

As Buddha flies over the cuckoo’s nest.

 

 

 

Auto de Fe

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A Vesta,

Red Swan Lucifer:

Sudden

 

Phiszfff!

Just like that..

 

Immolation.

Funferal fire.

 

Charcoal, butts,

And ashes

 

In a

Glass dish

Cum ashtray

Play

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Slow going, going slow, sigh blue, going round

Blow a bubble, paraffin and monocle, pursed lipstick lip

Bigger, jelly heavy bubble, floppy.

Heavy air: barometer finger low, rain and fruit

Plop!

On the rug, spectral petrol wobbles, see through puff-ball

Houses cypress frond

Watch, watch and…

Pop!

Blow another?

Laters

Swinish Multitudes Arise!

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Let us pause for smoke and prayer…

 

Teeming sardines in the Arab Sea

A billion starlings over the Fens

Sensing food and predator.

Poor old religion gets another lambast

 

Courtesy of these withered digits

Hens in the back are revealed as angels,

a blackbird coyly juggles rats

Louche, pleasant, twisted opiate dreams.

 

The bayou shoulders slow magnolia

Grits for slow, big, muddy river that quivers

Magnificent regardful like a python

Weighing up the yearly weenie

 

…in the Jacuzzi of good and evil

 

 

 

Plumb

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Let me glide

as a Frisbee

Glides

the wild, mauve

yonderness…

 

feeding on

the plankton

on the event

horizon:

 

a vacuum

sucker of warm

lux skin flakes.

 

Hovering

Indigo

firmament 

Pelt

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Get closer to the word machine.

Inside the hum and burr, that is

Can you hear it computing?

 

Now we get bones from fur,

when it is stem-celling.

Many furs die along the way.

 

As for the survivors, with training

the could become stamp cells.

Put them in acid for a few minutes and…

 

Bob’s your Uncle!