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Tag: Magic Realism

Great White Pass On By

plunge

Shoulder roller

Savonarola

swimming backwards

In shirt infested waters.

Pause for Jaws:

Basking post-prandial,

Replete of:

Bellyful of Quint,

skinny dipper,

Stray Daytripper,

clumsy nipper.

My luck is in!

Time to try

Some butterfly

 

 

Escape Velocity

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The power set at constant max

Mind’s Eye emerges from start surge to

pure pace

 

A golden arrow flashes darting past.

Lee J Cobb. Wrong Cobb. Donald?

No, that was Campbell.

 

Google it, live & learn.

Pull the search engine up,

load it with a boulder, wind it up, and release.

 

Downwind we hear

no screams or impact

As if it never happened

 

Jesters at Vespers

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After Sylvester evensong, Loyola piped up:

‘Out with the Pianola!’

And

(As Nasturtiums have for donkey’s years)

We were ready to kick out the jambs

The Easter Lambs & heaven could wait a quarter

Priscilla the Pig, our Abbot, dressed as Emile Zola

Got the  ball rolling with the much lauded Tombola.

 

A fine thing, like some tradition,

The Tombola of the Tropaeolum:

 

We put our Bull into a hat

Pull out the winner

And a new year

Doctrine is chosen

A fresh true rumour

To add to the credo

This is followed by

A game of sardines

An eternal favourite

 

 

 

Pelaton!

A woman crossing a stile after the flooding in the Thames Valley, December 1915

 

Galactic dawn,

wet as water:

Ponds ’r’ Us!

Like a mucky duck

the weatherman

walks on warm, thin ice,

looking up anxiously

 

Sees

serene green scene

creams obscene

at tulips pouting,

kind epileptic fish,

sanguine potholed saucepans

latterday Saturday vertebrae.

Endless list: catalyst.

 

We swoon,

shrug it off,

embrace

&

turnover leaves

 

 

 

 

Angleterre

 

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When I once sat upon a bench

I felt that I was almost French

Write Terse Block

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Stories swim amorphous, like Chagall sprites:

teasing & taunting, winding me rightup,

 

shitty harpies, chicken livers, shit lilies,

pallet knife smears, chaff and ribwort, fly blight,

 

wormcast, hot iron in the hole.

Answer: stop poetising, not everything.

 

Opaque craving: not waving, just raving.

Lunchlines. Lasagne to go; no salad leaves!

 

All are suspects. Whatdunnit? Poison milk,

Croak & Crosswell. Condensed gift:

 

dilute & quaff off this myrtle quoit.

Late, great Spooner. Leave oxtail by town drain.

 

Quit the spritz, Turd policeman.

Bottom inspectors of the world: ignite!

 

Social lurkers, shadow shams. Now you see:

Now! You donut. Dream of scrumptiousness,

 

crack of doom. Dunderhead heard: Thunderbird said:

“Five minutes & we’re almost there.”

 

Slobbo

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the easy way out dogs my every step –

I call it Slobbo.

It is a shadow,

reeks of burgers and pickles,

farts and burps at will,

drinks like a trooper,

smokes like a fish.

 

it is white at night.

it sings, shouts, and staggers then.

 

I watch it from my

silken hammock

fuming

 

 

Pondlife

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Up it is:

dithered, dawdled, dallied.

Barnes out: Barnes in.

Door shut and locked.

Took pills,

tectonic shift,

Subterranean Bogseat Blues.

Poohs.

Ah-aarghs.

It’s Alive!

groaning, churning, burning.

Awakenings: pondlife.

Crawling vision.

POV:

Thing gropes

Pathless:

mud, reed, slime, sludge

for warm, dry land.

Slow as a Boa.

Protozoa.

 

Deuterium Climes

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Rain, sultry rain.

Opaque grapes,

leaden sky fruit,

burst on copious,

oil dark

plush olive,

swooning,

spaded,

luscious leaves.

 

Three chirrup

kaleidoscope toucans

tenderly engage

a dopey puffin then

hunker down within

the livid dense canopy

to share a light

repast of slender wafers

over a convivial round

of knock out whist.

 

Tuesdays,

no matter the weather,

is Housey-Housey,

a rainforest favourite

throughout the ages.

Beastlings from yards

Around always

Attend

 

 

 

Jasper Bush

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Fickle

Shadows

Juggle

quick, startling sun spores

A spook of

Ions

Coalesces

to unveil

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