Grimbeau

Villa Nelly the Elephant

Phew! Thank Zeus for that, now it is over

Free at last of the drivelling, humdrum forum

Safely rest in peace and eat ambrosia!

Netiquetee niggly no-no’s off you go, Sir!

Untrammelled by the facile, graceless boredom

Phew! Thank Zeus for that, now it is over

No longer shall one have to soft demur

To the basilisk eyed referential quorum

Safely mush some peas and eat ambrosia

For twenty nights in the same pullover

Horse latitudinal, relentless doldrums,

Break free, get out of that, now it is over.

Have you waited on mention of a four-leaf clover?

Or dreamt of gliding condors of the sun

So say, thank Zeus for that, now it is over.

I dreamt last night as wracked by farce and bovver

A phrase I forgot came back to me, ‘Have Fun!’

Phew! Thank Zeus for that, now it is over

You can safely rest and eat ambrosia.