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Twelfth Night Fiasco

Elsie Gassbang-Trott
always told it like it was-
essentially transvestite
noble by disposition
or by dint of nature—
girls will be the boys
& the boys will be the girls:

Whatever you want
Twelfth Night of twelfth day

—Now is the winter
of snide discontent—
Wrong Play, Belch
Burp, barf, bark…
Enter broken head:
Well, why you did ask!
~

Coming up three in the sub-post office, rain, pretty dull, quiet, the games have started, think I’ll take a break, go below for a quiet smoke, finish my too sweet coffee; brains gone native, so to speak, not responding to all this gender swapping on the company wireless.
I can see the Puritans giving out soon if they don’t put a sock in this…
~

—No
more cakes & ale, Toby-Baby
Think I’ll forge a billet-du or two
Set the ball
Gallivanting mad
in love’s tacky bagatelle

—Pray,
entreat those three interlopes
loitering by the knick-knacks
come hither nuncles
excorcise the stable stench
with bawdy ballads:

Feast of Fools, Feast of Folly
Indented coastline
enchanted Adriatic
Harbouring novelties
under your nose, Malvolio
Ship of Folly, Ship of Fools

You what mate?

garros

Stagefrit,

dumbstruck,

ashen,

The face stared down

on the bated mob.

Nothing would come out:

children exploded, men fought, women wept,

but nothing came out.

Aides de camps and unknown others, bent under

unseen chopper blades, scurried.

Still nothing came.

In the lower right hand corner of the screen,

a purple faced, ill-kempt, bulbous signer,

feminine, signed frantically. The mob paused.

What’s she saying? What’s she saying?

Nothing silly, it’s a pantomime!

Yes, but what’s she signing?

Watch my lips, watch my lips.

Ah, thank heavens!

The collective sighed knowing

The Face only lied when its lips were moving.