Takes All Sorts
Some like it
Hot
Some
like it
Knot
Others
not
Some
like it
Hat
Some like
it
Flat
Others
Some
like it
Hut
Some like it
Shut
Some
like it
Hit?
Some
like it
Whit
Sun
Grimbeau
Scroodles
Tag: People
February 3, 2015
All Mod Cons
Not a
little
faux
Is
closing
vapid
remarks
Off with
Signature
Uptwangs
January 27, 2015
Candescence
When
everything
is said
& done
then what?
Eh!
January 24, 2015
Mates Motel
This
Weekend will comprise one diamond guest:
Familiar, nosey, potty, bumptious…
What is guest? A wayfarer, a punter,
A complicit victim of hospitality!
This is not a motel, there are no
Bed & Breakfast signs, no spiteful
Waiters spitting in the soup. No Bill.
Just the old, battered emotional baggage to
Attend to, false dawns, a restless farewell.
January 23, 2015
Dotty
Do you, like I, miss Phyllis Diller
And all the other
little Dillers.
Arthur & Henry
To name
But
Two
&
Their father
Windy
Of course
No, Diller, dear – Diller!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you
Dear, but she’s passed.
January 16, 2015
Jumpers!
Growing colder fast,
sat wrapped up under
duvet,
sporting historic giant purple Woolly.
‘Long Arm’s, hasn’t he?’ said the mother knowingly.
‘Yes, very’ replied the daughter: curtly.
Cutely.
The arms on the blue one are very odd
The measurements were given over the
Telephone:
In real time.
January 15, 2015
Stucco
So right on
Bump and grind.
Sweat & simper.
Pass the crimper,
Adrienne, got a right one ear.
Scissor schwesters steeling snippers.
Castration: a Tomean’s rite to shoes.
Sweetbreads and old heads tail the culprit,
The lactiferous Mrs Vase. Yes, shedunnit.
With the wimple in the temple,
aided and abetted by Drudge, the Sphincter.
A distincter demon was there not.
This side of Hieronymus Dosh
January 7, 2015
Rue Morgue Avenue
Bullets rain,
winds prance,
Cold suns rise,
firebirds dance.
Sirens wail,
beggars chant:
Honi soi qui mal y pense.
November 28, 2014
Syntax
Light, rare light
Occurs
Blurs
Dreyfuss
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