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Nonsense on a Wet Afternoon

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Speedwell.

Headache,

Gerund,

a nap till PM, which is now – Holy Cow!

Another Independence Day ends

One man Bob.

 

On the mad ship dodgy gut

It’s a cheap trip to Doolali Tupp

You won’t get far on carrot

And a multigrain bar

 

Roll me a coffee,

pass me a tab,

and a biscuit too,

celebrate the comedy of yesterday,

Groucho, Panto, Kong and Fay Wray

Flatman

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“We have to remember that what we observe is not nature in itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.” – Werner Heisenberg

Sunshine after rain.

One will come soon.

So…Relax, wind down,

Never mind

it was just

The usual let you downs.

Then…Inflate, blow up,

Never mind

it was just

the usual pink suspects:

Six blind elephants from

The Flat Man .

Six is a number for elephants.

Elephants is not a number.

Eleanor Rugby

Dunbarton council wheelchair ramp

She was known to have the wrong name,

(a clerical faux pas committed by Gerald

While eating a falafel after a

Good bollocking from Mrs. Godzilla

for being late in again.)

The corpse lived at No Fixed Abode

as did Wallace Pidgeon

the woman with her real name,

who rented the cellar.

It was all too much for Geraldine,

So, she just rifled the personal effects

for good pickings,

secreted them in the shallow,

nylon pocket of her too tight tunic,

pulled the sheet over the head,

and checked for recent texts.

Events, Dear Boy…Events

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Lunchtime

News about the news:

Observe basking sharks,

lost lopsided lilies,

slumping in the lagoon

pump waters from people’s homes

busy Nessies, little lochs,

tiny monsters of the shallows.

Waterlogged logs sink from sight,

nervous wrecks shiver

in Lazy Bones’ Locker.

No way, Jose!

Smart Alec McMackerel.

Wessex is the wetland of Alba.

Let it drown.

Paint your bum blue.

Join us: Stay dry.

See Soggies flood North in droves.

Border turnpike takes groats only.

Frack Ben Nevis.

Rip off Groatland.

Yawn. Nodding off…

Done in after all the sleep and squatting…

bills, deeds, duties, musts,

cant’s, coulds, shoulds, woulds;

daydawdledoodles.

Doze snooze nap?

And why not?

Afternoon off again…Tut, tut, tut.

Oops! A Face

mad-cow

 

Soo

blue dew

True

blue dew…

Ooo!

How do you do

Do-da-do-da-day

Eh

You

As new must shoot.

Cheerio

Toodlee-ooo

Cobalt…

…clear new calm morning

blooms:

bright sky blue, golden glint,

pulsars thrill thawing

laurel leaf and stream.

horsejelly

Fragrance

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Horse whispers,

sees red

bucks,

clears picket fence

scarpers

heels for dust

finds a new

stamping ground.

Seems sound:

Safe and sure

As houses

 

 

 

True Sailing is not Dead

allihies

Go a good brisk clip

‘Are you the captain, the crewman,

the passenger, the vessel,

the ocean?’

Chance is Lord of All!

Metaphoric…

Metamorphic…

Metarapchik…

Metamonster!

Gorgeous Krakens

and other deep creatures

engulf us

disguised as waves.

Wild, Wild Night

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Crisp white linen sheets

on the hill

cracked and billowed

on the line

Stark wild clouds

flee eastward.

Wry, cow-towing

pines obey the storm

under the window,

under the pink drapes

Whimsy murmurs:

Rowan will Live.

Largesse

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The fruit of my labour

so far today

Sits over in a

Modest plastic bag

Amidst other items,

 

It is well

out-of-the-way,

conveniently

located.

 

‘Shifting Metaphor’ the bag reads,

inscribed

in very gooseberry green above

The

Iconic bitten fruit (an apple?).

 

A wasp draft flicks it,

it tumbles giddily and

comes to rest

On a too full

smudged yellow

pedal bin,

 

I explode

My fruits are strewn

all

over the scintillating,

brick-red non-slip

Linoleum.

 

Howling now

I watch them perish,

wither and vanish,

delight

full tiny

Twinkles

 

Marasmus done

the voided quasars

dance quick,

nimble polkas to dash

the conic lampshade

 

So,

like Orgones

and

reason do –

We Sleep