Grimbeau

Scroodles

Tag: Postcard from Today

Posture

Buddha in Reclining Posture

Open

Doors and windows

Open

Mind, legs, and heart

Open

Shoulders

Up

Sky eyes

Floodgates

Tins

All hours

 

Send in the Drones

A honeybee (Apis mellifera)

Wasn’t that sick?

Are you aware?

Me lying dead on the ground,

You in mid-air.

Send in the drones.

 

Didn’t it miss?

How can they prove?

One who keeps tearing around,

One who can’t move.

Where are the drones?

Send in the drones.

 

Just when I’d stopped opening wars,

Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,

Making my entrance again with my nonchalant air,

Sure of my lines,

No one is there.

 

Don’t you love force?

My call I fear.

I thought that you’d want what I want.

Sorry, my dear.

But where are the drones?

Quick, send in the drones.

Don’t bother, they’re here

 

Isn’t it sick?

Isn’t it clear,

Losing my timing this late

In my career?

And where are the drones?

There ought to be drones.

Let’s get out of here.

rain stops play

Wackford Squeers

Pinball and Dickens, it will rain soon: the window will be shut.

Our hero is unwashable.

His father done bad investments.

Cold uncle with the sneery clerk do not help.

What is worse is that is he must go

faraway from this familiar terror

work for Squeers and dwell in his world.

Back in London the dirty oiks cheered him

on his way and gave him a letter.

he did not read it, forgot it.

We worry about him.

He drops the letter, retrieves it from the carriage floor

and reads:

‘…you can come at night. My spilling has gone with my wallies. Pops.’

 

 

 

I am what I am

I am what I am.

I am what I am

Sloth

Thursday, 06 June 2013

1:06 PM

‘…a morning of many tempos – pleasant sunshine and a graceful arrival in the crowsnest, a contemplative shower; yet, the insistent repetition of the alarm clock was a portent. On arriving downstairs, I have to confront, singlehandedly, a defiant and barren hen about to ravish the spinach. Staged mayhem results in a cleaning frenzy of the clutter below and the retreat of Sloth in a Huff to her coop after having to do something…’

Popeye spent the rest of the morning ambulating on the zimmer between house and garden: stretching parchment legs, listening to Beethoven, smoking tabs, avoiding dogshit, avoiding humanshit, relaying coffee cups…result: relaxed exhaustion and sunny alienation in the atmosphere of poisoned, silent dispinachment…

Eumeaus

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Fat Neighbours Incident

‘oh, I say! Aren’t you fat?’

Inflated silent rage and…

‘Pot Black’

A shot rings out, the lawnmowers stop.

‘I don’t understand’

A cryptic slaughter.

 

You’ve got to…

c. 1630

disseminate the creasote,

eliminate the soft soap,

perpetrate a bank job,

and don’t mess with canneloni beans

 

You’ve not to…

obliviate the blue note

denigrate an old scrote,

consummate a dead goat

and then defenestrate the queen

 

look at the sun

it’s great fun

make yourself blind

and then it’s done

darkness ain’t all bad

 

remember to…

make a resolution

to eat a rosicrucean

and celebrate confusion

and don’t go to sleep before your dreams

 

One more time!

Don’t go to sleep before your dreams…yeah!

 

 

 

 

 

Villanelly the Mastadon

 

Zeus faber

Villa Nelly the Elephant

 

Phew! Thank Zeus for that, now it is over

Free at last of the drivelling, humdrum forum

Safely rest in peace and eat ambrosia!

 

Netiquetee niggly no-no’s off you go, Sir!

Untrammelled by the facile, graceless boredom

Phew! Thank Zeus for that, now it is over

 

No longer shall one have to soft demur

To the basilisk eyed referential quorum

Safely mush some peas and eat ambrosia

 

For twenty nights in the same pullover

Horse latitudinal, relentless doldrums,

Break free, get out of that, now it is over.

 

Have you waited on mention of a four-leaf clover?

Or dreamt of gliding condors of the sun

So say, thank Zeus for that, now it is over.

 

I dreamt last night as wracked by farce and bovver

A phrase I forgot came back to me, ‘Have Fun!’

Phew! Thank Zeus for that, now it is over

You can safely rest and eat ambrosia.

This little piggy went…

Monday, Monday...

Half-eight and getting dark,

night falls over,

gives up the day,

and slumps,

snoring till tomorrow morning, when it wakes

frozen and dank

in a ditch

called Monday.

If summer comes, what shall we be?

Drunken loons cavorting in the cups of memory:

escapees, refugees, and philanderers, rusting in the sun,

never sleeping,

corroding in the night,

spongers in the morning’s dew:

mist as a vat.

Or, just the moiety of a tanner,

half a sixpence,

belted and braced,

suited and booted.

All dressed up

nowhere to go.

It…

Loner chocolate chip cookie on wood-grain surface.

Then

breaks clear, steady indigo day,

one star awake in the west, cautious

action on the horizon;

nerve

ends flapping on the wind, nerve ends

like underwater shrubbery,

waving and posturing,

sometimes

leeward bowing; sometimes starboard:

a massed rank of constant certainty.

I claim the right to dream in words.

Yesterday

afternoon I ate two

chocolate chip cookies,

the straws that broke the camel’s belly,

and now everything is blubber

& stool.