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Tag: Postcard

Struth

...the sun also rises

…the sun also rises

Tennish

Nice day!

Ripper

Sloth sleeps

Pollop sucks

The dead floor.

Meantime,

above,

I lodge a suppository

of all knowledge

in my sphincter.

Pedal Extremes

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Go barefoot,

unstockinged or socked,

as often as you can!

Even if

like me

you have

grotesquely twisted gnarled toes,

suppurating scabby nightmares,

wear your feet with pride.

Feet are wonderful,

if you have some

Flaunt them

Lassitude, Come Home!

Jules Balavoine - Lassitude

When tempted to run for pinball

do yoga breathing, stand on your head,

and whistle down the wind,

play games

with lazyitis, and why not!

The grizzly nonsense of dossy

dissipation, the thin dry horse

tethered to the crossbar outside

The Molten Slipper Saloon

disaster’s old recipe

Table on the meal when you get

Back home if you have

got a home at all.

Troubadours

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On an oil sheet that hummed of bog,
we watch for the tide to be right and
the fires on Spike Island to cease.
In the corner shop we scrounged bread and cheese
and were told the ‘the borstal boys had been busy again’.

So waiting for relief from the relief
of the Southferry road I sat under
the wide sky of Ringaskiddy exposed
to the gaze of passing motorists, uniforms
and other gawkers amusing a bitter scallion

My fellow penniless wanderer joined the free library
and returned with a copy of ‘Death of a Naturalist’,
which we took turns at reading aloud
to fill the time and that of other idlers.

At the same time a bomb stopped
a ticking clock in the North.

Nessum Dorma

Kettle

In the names of gods and sods,

we all perish.

Unlike the giant sink spiders, who,

like Andy duFrais,

made it via drain,

to bask in cool,

silver basins,

asylums,

and bathe in the tumult

of the morning tap tsunami.

 

Kettle on,

wipe and flush

the mushrooms.

Trousers round

lifeless ankles.

The shame of it!

The shame.

 

Baby safe in the microwave:

Suffocated. Cars meander still

slate dead drivers slowmo halt

in open sewer.

Ringa ringa roses…

Today,

some place in Shetland,

an upside-down helicopter on sand.

A phone rings, it is my doctor.

He say: ‘I will be late.’

‘Okay’, I say, ‘so will I’.

 

 

 

Gin

Postcard:

World Banker

World Banker

 

A Week of Wakes

High tides beckon

Water snakes

 

Sacrum idyll

For Padjamers

Get tranqil,

In Calma…

 

‘Weather’s here –

Wish you were

Nice.’

 

Tarakos is

Not like Cos…

 

So next year…

Charabanc to

Eudaimonia.

Cat’s Eyes

JK's accountant over the moon

 

As I was working on my stare
I saw a man who was not there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish my stare would go away

Being Flat

A double flat symbol.

Flat or what? What.

Too much Cider

Saturday night

 

Seemed a good

Idea

At the time.

 

Yesterday

Slept a lot

Barely ate

 

No wonder

I feel flat

This morning.

 

 

 

 

Short Day’s Night into Dawn

English: A Petrified Tree Deutsch: Ein verstei...

Moodpaint:

wild night, wet, sheltered behind big bare tree,

sort of dawn through the petrified tree stems.

Tremble to sleep.

Waking warmer.

New place warm grey speckled yellow, yes, puce.

An apology of sunbeams.

Thirsty or what!

…rushing brook squabbling to the left: yes, down there.

Crazy notion of a little, silver trout.

No rod. Fashion one then. Can’t be arsed.

Have a splash and scoop and carry on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cleopatra’s Noodle

[Kidwelly Castle, Carmarthen, Wales] (LOC)

Seven-thirty, my life:
cider and ashtray gob, pee (an ocean).
Put the kettle on; spill, make and drink a
glass of mud. Bowel creaks and groans,
there is a hog on the roof…
now above and emptied, dig out the day
to come from the old bog road.
Could have been a toad in another life.
Maybe a camel.
Bactrian of course. Yes, that’s it!

Plonked beside the sphinx waiting for a ride.
Better than Buddy on old Barry beach,
freezing in his duffel coat.
Fires behind windcheaters,
they eat ready-made drumsticks;
glower and growl when approached with a view to a sell.
Neddy gets a toffee apple and pukes on a sandcastle ruin.
Conway not, Kidwelly more likely.
Outside toilets on the fourth floor
always a hazard to the uninitiated