Ethics man from Burnham on Crouch
says you ought not,
though you can,
put out the cat if it’s on fire.
Best all round.
But the money is on fire too.
You can’t save both, but you ought.
Save the cat or the money.
Self, self, self…Will, will, will.
Love is the answer.
Result: dead cat.
Buy a new one.
Stands to reason
Dunnit
World Service Station: 14.30.
Thursday, August 15, 2013
What’s so empty
about human concern
in a well-heeled brogue?
Ummm…thinks!
Ox famine aint it
awfulness oozes
Seeing a Roedean girl
gang-banged by
A Droog Militia who
snigger snidely.
Gymkharma ponies
crash demented
Against freeway barriers.
Pulsars of horse blood
pepper windscreens
Eye blink wipers
flick them away
As quick as a
pest in the Kasbah.