Japers!

 

After buggery and mild pinky-purple thwelts

Comes spillage dribbling

Dripping on my spank new Woolworth’s pumps

‘Where’s me dribblerag?

Are you away with Spalpeen?’

My lost and virgin childhood arse

Was bleeding from my ah-ah hole

Which was personal to me

And the rest of us poor sods

Getting what I’m getting at?