Dead Pussy
Ethics man from Burnham on Crouch
says you ought not,
though you can,
put out the cat if it’s on fire.
Best all round.
But the money is on fire too.
You can’t save both, but you ought.
Save the cat or the money.
Self, self, self…Will, will, will.
Love is the answer.
Result: dead cat.
Buy a new one.
Stands to reason
Dunnit