Chin Ups

Ablute! Richard coeur de lyonnaise
Came the resounding holler round Trifels

Couldn’t find the bugger in his imperial dunny
Maybe up on the battlements soaking up some Rays

Frei korpor kulturekampfires burnt to a cinder
Excessive bandits strew the bonefeast

Cough up soon or the despot cops it
Stamped addressed envelope marked ‘Return to Zenda’

Homeland security department
Black hills of Dakota DC 3C

Pack animals rain down from the skylight
Ord Windgate’s up to his old tricks

Be upstairs ready my angel
A deceptive easy code to break