Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: creative non fiction

Time Marches Off

Cleaner, obscener, Greek God-like, romantic visionary gobshite, deified by self and mothers, receives less than enthusiastic response from beleaguered eejit trojan woman

Hoi polloi turn away sneering like Mutley at yet another abortive ruse by ludic evil genius to ground flighty, devious Columba

long slow road to equanimity stretches far ahead, distorted by sunstroke induced hallucinations, delusions of grandeur guaranteed by new toilet seat

obscured by cloud, the righteous dispute perceived flash promises of non-stop wall-to-wall sunshine on venture out

itchy feet pandemic induces potassium permanganate price hike on world markets, espadrilles nationalized in Atlantis

huge wave of despair sweeps over low self esteemers—
what is the incidence of Alopecia in Appalachia?

Dorset five held indefinitely by Etruscan potwallopers, Foreign Office remain vigilant. Time is of the essence.

Pru’s Frock

helicopters come
and go

sea king
Michelangelo…

Breakfast at Myfanwy’s

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Moses, Moses, holy Moses!

A turn up for the books.

Four quick glances

an element of surprise.

An intriguing risk demonised.

I think of you all the time, she said.

Puking in her handbag.

That’s some love poem

~

My eyes are clouded over with self-deceit,

these words are redolent of feet

that walked proud as punch,

no more for now,

no more,

the crunch

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Wild White Horses

Sensible brown shoes
Contemplate retirement
Live now pay later
It’s a wonderful lifeboat
Gigantic white horses
Full force gale blows crazy
Fisherman lost all at sea

Gameshow Host

~
blue murder is an option
vaguer notions involve plenty
mississippi mud pie
sanguinity & toast
underwater table tennis
constitutes just one
ding that springs to mind
also: mend s l o w puncture
~
synchronized slumming it
keeps the blighters off the streets
after pilates & fries
fleas and mice of the Caribbean
Prance in light elastic pumps
or bristle with shaven ravens
tipping away at venality
between long wet slogs
through warm soft tissue
then we all fall round gurgling
gambolling precociously with
lamb’s toothy daughter
Caroline of Brunswick
Who breaks into a piggy bank
& scoffs the Hottentot of it
~
Moanwhile…
Up shat creak without a Piddle
Wherein which we whet the wall
A chemical imbalance
In the Fred Astaire’s of men
My Lord is a ram jam toerag
Supinating pimply puss pot
Leaving droppings on the pantry floor
~
No wriggle room here to let to
Blackdog Irish ne’erdowells
So when in Go do as the Gonads
Spread a little body mass
As you doze on cheese on toast
The everso dumbed down games
Rumble to a disclosure
lack of twinkly anoraks
Thubron & Thubron Ltd
Quality prophylactics
To the monarchy
Since last I could be arsed

Naff Reunion

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blameland

All near misses

Bashful kisses

Meet the missus

How’s your father?

Have a lager

Enchilada

Mexicana?

Tijuana

Marijuana?

How’s your karma

Panorama

Rusticana

Croft on Orkney

Me and Daphne

Up a gum tree

Sad conclusion

Dead illusion

Dissolution

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From Our Own Correspondent

Tuesday tunic: middle August, middle Earth…
Golden dawn, drowsy ursine shadows play it doggo

Down In Drongo-Drongoland

Graeco-Roman holds Cricklewood gripped by the wee small ones
History by the shed load made down the bomb farm

Skin needs tender loving care provider
Ratty old ladies don’t pay lip service

Down In Drongo-Drongoland

Acacia tabernacle robbed by yobs to tooth fairy
Radical solitaire Basho getting underway

old leaves turning brown as phenomenal berries
bunch to bear bitter winter fruit

lose the race as eight bells ring
seven got knocked out

Down In Drongo-Drongoland

Twenty-Four Hour Smarty People

Through windows open
Watch Rio Garden City site
Cut a dashing figure—
actual bodily harm
innocent bystander
Sabre toothed tyger startled
By low flying drone
Preserve endangered species
At her majesty’s pleasure
Incarcerated down
The Museum of the Future
Just for posterity you understand
Slurs well with prosperity
Favella lingua franca
Amonynously
Treely & rurally
Also sprach Nuncle Stanley
After a crate of Brown Ale

Musk

Art house debacle closes overnight
Director of deaths & entrances arrives late to the party

Black as samurai over garments rustle like tin foil
Hair tied up in funny chive like bunches fasten with ligature

Very red lip gloss looking like a proper tart I suppose
Otherwise a sleep of reason during cool radio silence

Blue cloudless sky, wall to wall sunshine, could be a nice one out.
Milkman been and gone—cryptic hint found on doorstep.

Cars away to work possibly containing earwigs,
kettle recently boiled, supreme court ruling at leisure

open the window & let in the sun for a bite to eat
Opened a new consignment of ecstasy: filter got a goodish three scoops

Heading for the Prose Coast by the look of the lie of the concertina
loosen up a little timber by the shed on the approach
.
That bloody editor looking over my shoulder is giving me the pip.
Very wet grass from overeager sprinkling oeuvre.

Where do you think we are—Palm Springs?
Guzzling gas and water like it’s going out of fashion.

During the golden years of American capitalism,
late nineteen fifties and early sixties,

before the rot set in, that was what you did you schmuck.
Pleasant Valley Sunday out here in status symbol land

(Jerry Goffin & Carole King or was it already too late?)
Maybe an old one gathering dust

Donut

it was a good job
that we Donut give a damn
you know what i mean?

grosz