Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: flash fiction

Quires

The things you can do without an electronic typewriter
humble simple me—
yet the holy purpley babbling brook has been enclosed
in fancy fuzzfeed—
there is a kiosk where they strip search you & sell you
stuff you know you need, for example a goat follows
you up and you follow it round in ever creasing circles
until pop goes the
weasel and you are the prey for today—
why I didn’t give up writing was the river
it went elsewhere to an unpolluted
secret silent sea of air
beyond the fetid clouds
emitted in the form of toxic lemon drops
a way above the chimney tops which was where you found me
Shirtless people got no season to forgive…

Cyclopticon

Forge me fresh iron gloves conceal dainty awesome hands
dwell snide outside of town & gown
& horsey country mind settees,
our ward young Toby thrived with Chinese knives instead.
Secret Agent one day; Detectorist the next—both found dead
Then came big break evil Asian confectioner caught
stark bollock naked without socks
onstage in a theatre that never shut—
St Simeon’s inrage thus inspires high hopes
in hapless giant hogweeds eaves
Sleep up high on the motley jonquil hog agenda —
lost generation chess records
put XTC to the plough & harrow—
take cream cakes & comfrey gourd
nuncle carbuncle cure all—
go to the foot of your stoney stairwells—Look up!

And see Boss Bhagwan Ayatollah Lip Gloss spreading such admirable disgust
We must see him rocking now in tiresome indifferent light—
post war on boredom trilogy
where an invisible man sees the disappeared
hobbling bent reflection in the right wing mirror of a runaway truck
and
like spotless old leopards
hid in mustard cress
fails to impress
—only yesterday’s child waved back it is said
before restive time dragged it away like a hassled mother
to the nursery aware that unanswered waves savage the tardy—
try hard to get over it with short enticing books
timer set to last one hour including adverts
or
shorter still fifty minute therapy
—books where the work happens in the outrageous transfer fee—
pre-defenistration Guy looks more beat than hippy sheik—
Cannes film festival held on ice, next time water
down the rusty Rhine if the goblin cats allow unlucky days
old shapes reform as cuticles
ascension day bereavement—myths of evening airspace—until the next time should we be spared this broken nail—stagflation or stagnation
know your limits! Six years old am I naked on a hillside cloud watching on my back a man approached with a cough I grabbed my duds and snook away sharpish

Government Grantchester

low hanging myrtle truths once banished by white decree come home to roost — is there still honey for tea, Rupert? Ask bumblebees of floating greybore voters.

‘We’d hoped they’d all perished in the recent cold snap. old chap.’

Still a few stiffs left out in busted shelters, wheelie bins or found sat bolt upright dead on bent up knees by watching doggers

noxious nectar dribbling from well spiced cardboard coffin ship, apparently a Cambridge boffin, one of them a pal of Stephen Hawking but the wrong denomination for the Queen of the Bees Knees

Daffy Down Dillies

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Churchill’s bitter fly returns
toxic legwarmers it was
the ruskies what did it
—how did it happen here?
Hesta gives out big time—
one too many mourning
in the hearth of hearths
Called up chaos for clarity’s sake—
somewhat the weirder when told
not much will come of it
So let bygones hug gravestones & move on to
plough up holy cuckoo land discretely
Blunder thusly into war
enshroud bon motes in cordite veils
shooing gadflies lies inert your frail old bones
Til happenstance unchained delights
in sweet spring waft— off molten espadrilles…
Cynical salads disgraced dank scornful yawn:
Cleo departs come break of dawn
Books burn forever truly
Yours,
Sincerely Santa Ranter Claus

 

 

lushlines sounds good…

speedo


starts up in minor
malingers idly with intent
gives way to bullshit
Shipton pulls it off again
makes good angry afternoon
pink blossoms made visible
spittoons bite the dust
discover plastic bags under wild forsythia
where has the goldfish gone
answers to the name of Justine
gentler than a man
should you give a damn...

Wrinklebury Soul Food Bisque

trout brown maroon grey Slaney river sauceboat
gatekeep watching bold fishers
poach some ten pound boots
pink chair hairdresser highlights Daisy;s roots

in Wrinklebury mon amour                                                                                                                   darkened my door gone half-past four                                                                                                slipped wahey in stealth

having doctored plantive oak leaf moulds
buffed up limbless elfen torsos
made purple heathens quiver stark

pellucid black pools team up with newts–                                                                                                 eat spawn like mango                                                                                                                               chutneys do when stirred

Menoetius struck…(loft bolt shocker)

 

 

 

tumblr_nyca6sI2vq1s4nnijo1_500turned clock back to front
opened plastic door
revealing dark interior
suspect timing device
fitting in a way
let us just leave it that way
long night vigil howling wolf
disturbed by shagging corpses
truncated aspens
sprinkle dream spices
picasso eats a trombone
reinvents blue moons

Huey, Huey…

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cracker gifted know not
nefarious purposes

no doubt
prerequiste propitious ping
drunk titans caught cavorting

thus not
looking proper fallen crested
Claude immortalised poor Cassidy
—dry chuckled to himself—
funny name: budgerigar
neither fish nor foul mouthed

just felt like doing
Justice to something somehow…
~
Second symphony stops
abruptly wind up elastic band
let go lolly stick & bob’s your uncle?
Bawdy music hall, brazen burlesque, venereal vaudeville,
downfall of pretty belle epoque
Wash of brassy whoops-a-daisy
Claude comes later, tired, broke
Worn out orchestrating
Underwater chateaux noir
Doctors Sardonicus, Faust
Caligari, Diplodicus…too absent friends!

Sleep late come morning
Daddy died last night,                                                                                                                                         Mon Brave

 

Ambrige Analytica

Found ruminating
over moist Golgotha cud:
infrequent query bugs
flurry
worry
hurry up
get on with it….

 

Is your ending really my beginning ?
For how could it not be so-
temporarily

by the way of things –
How’s that old doggo dada of yorn?

Dead as dogged dogmeat doubtless
Licking up pillaged
pulverised muskrat inches
under true blue shrewd weather

How’s mine going, is she there yet?

Is she the one over there
Over there by the trough
Sneaking a quiet one
Legs crossed in the corner
pulling
on a woodbine ?

Yes. Same as it ever was
Smoking woodies in a boob tube,
pigeon chested to the waist
sorbing robust summer sun,
short sleeved designer pastel shirt
open gaily to the waist,
walking staccato now
stumbling about on buggered feet,
thinking what god knew
once upon a time.

Buddha-like inscrutable is the Buddha.
Head full of blinding anguish
Aloof crude wonky dreams

Suchlike stuff filled Leaf’s
Numbskull & embossed bones
creeping steep sunken garden
late Good Friday afternoon,
as she with auric brass neck
& hard shoulderpads;
sharkfest eyes bloodshot
after catch-up daytime sleep
after a bad night twice remembered
that kept her up three days
killing time with gimmicky
zombir horror films,
relishing copious rot lurid
cartoon blood oozing from every pixel,
made aware of skull cap thinning
a wildly, itchy unkempt
beard of cheesewire, a wretched
sight altogether to behold.

hooded peregrine

grimbeau's avatarGrimbeau

sleazy keyboard,

diligently counting syllables,

keen hidden gleanings,

scatter chipped prune stones,

reminiscences…

behaviourally disturbed rook

that mistook

all night pharmacy

for a sweetie shop

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