Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: writing

Slick Trick

One finds me today

hanging from the ceiling wrapped

up in a blue sheet,

fearing parachute failure,

all tied up in knots

being sound of mindful

trying to unravel travel

fresh direction for a camel:

Laundromatica?

Certain factica

They just got me more sciatica

Rummage

Funny urge

Trying to put down right words

Weird mesmeric vow

Golden sunlit bough

manic squirrels hoarding nouns

snuffling snorting truffle hounds

helicopter thumps

take another slump

sleuthing dark no-man’s

landed skulking quarry

The Turning

Nightshade glade blue-green

grey tourquoise skies

low fast smoke cloud wafts

a mango rim october dawn

sly yellows exposed.

Thursday.

The weekend looks quiet,

walk the dog,

eat the fridge,

frugal rations,

no rugby.

A turning point in the year.

Horse Roast

Shaky week bright chill bleak.

Stark relief conceals a brutal truth.

Situation abnormal

A world turned downside up.

~

Soon the birds must migrate

for warmer winter climes

so wrap up warm & watch your back.

The forces of darkness may soon attack.

~

Nuts gathered in May

Soon will have their day.

Timid earth coyly wobbles.

Gives up alms seas of troubles.

~

And by reposing, rends them null.

Mulligrubs with mean demeanours wrack the wind.

Gripes stab shrieks and guillemots.

Shags lie wrecked and heaped in frozen sea suds.

~

Howlin’ Pup

Shitbag Blues renewed,

a poor city of pride,

yet another day denied

from the mouths of babes

well-rehearsed sucklings,

baying for their care,

screaming out for love

which was never there

and they know never will be

when they carry on like that

Twenty Four Hours from Pulsar

Heading upon three daylight,

Seems as dry as three nightlight.

Them crows sat rigid in sighing twilight.

Me, stuck fretting again

Waiting for the wheelwright.

~

‘Your universal joint’s gone west,

its serious, I’ll do my best.’ He frowned.

The tension is killing me

so I kick it back hard in the nuts.

It bolts.

You could not see its heels for dust.

‘I’ve cracked it!’ groaned the wheelwright straightening up.

‘You had pre-stressed oil: now you ain’t.’

I danced with joy, it started raining.

I only know the rain dance.

~

Mr Monroe

After the success of death

The Death of a Salesman

Hollywood beckons Arthur

To take a view from the bridge

Marry a misfit

Sport big screen glasses

Open necked turkey thin man

Playing black crucible spoons

A legend in someone’s lunchtime

Go Buddy

Early lunch, no breakfast today.

Liver and bacon,

opaque oil wet onions,

a small wedge of pear,

and the bloody celts

all over the telly:

golden smelly barbars,

firewheels of dire consequence,

cold spaghetti carbonara,

topped off with the chief kulak’s scalp.

Peaches!

Going for a swim under the ice,

feeling the brill krill electrify my skin

in vast passing shoals.

My life as a camera

Biffo the Bear

Warm, nose running, cold, copious

In black hoody enveloped,

liver & bacon,

apples and pears,

red, red wine.

~

Eight o’clock rock.

Tissue time, issue time.

Watch telly, last night’s telly, the good stuff

I missed after hiding from Crimewatch,

after liver and bacon,

apples and pears,

liver and bacon,

apples and pears.

Red, red wine

~

This morning’s been cosy,

snug and comfortably dumb.

The news is the news of the news.

Immodium is the message.

Red, red wine

before liver and bacon,

apples and pears.

~

Took me some fizzy codeine

to quell the enema insurrection.

Quarter past nine and nobody’s stirring.

A cold, clear Tuesday, the thirteenth day of Oktober,

two thousand and fifteen years since

liver and bacon

apples and pears

red, red wine

~

My needs today are simply defined,

a pack of tobacco & a feed of red wine.

Liver and bacon, apples and pears.

That’ll suffice for now, Mr Gingerman.

Sufficient unto the day, the evil thereof.

Then the rest is herstory.

Got so out of it she ceased to exist.

After liver and bacon

Apples and pears

Red, redwine

Wolverine

It grows early in a late way,

Hey Punk! Which key is this one in?

Silent system slows

waiting breathless pace

bathing in near distant running water,

Kissinger was (naturally, of course naïve)

See that baroque Grand Design by the Stubbs?

Somehow falsely vacuous, one felt.

The next book is  called The Next Book,

They grouped to sing soft

Sardonic arraignments,

Soused in lilac wine.