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After a decade of indwelling Hermione spluttered…

Princess Juliana by Kevin Weir

 

– In about half-four?

Eventless so it is for waiting

here is stifling dull

the enervation so immense

it aches her now

each silly little thing phases you again,

envelopes you in wireless waves,

induces permaflop

On waking up, the news app tells me

all Turks rise up from oppressive sheets

and that a

shocking percentage of  the obese can bend

their slothful feet in the middle at will

Can badgers bend their feet in the middle at will too?

Make a note of that.

–Why bother?

Pop Up!

each  & every time it is written it is read  frequently with a view to publishing, thus revealing the lack of output and quality,

symptomatic of the pernicious drivel of the web, dangling out the sort of wealth that distracts from obscene penury.

The allure compels bad writing like

the ticking off to a nuisance child breeds sullen rage, a temper tantrum never aggravated an annoying fly. In this sea of sludgy dross what chance the poor genius who don’t think in code but coneys?

Self-promotion is the answer we are fed and therein lies the rub.  For being a shy retiring violet with a gargantuan appetite for blood who never courts controversy or mere attention,

my chances of breaking through to international recognition are all but diddley squat

yet still you write, says Pop Up at last

The sun is beginning to shine and I have a Venezuelan cat-burglar cheesy  like a Cheshire Catb getting on the tit; with a little ermine ketchup and sharp scimitar mustard I  will be loin-girded to two-face the travails of fast fake days in real time…

so you pretty much write this garbage to dump it on, to let off steam, move the lonely muscle…?

when you put it like I cry

How do you thing that we feel?

Ecstatic

Catacombic

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Rustles rumble;

Murmurs gruff;

Whistles whet;

Bristle thistle…

A thrill frisson

flowers

like quicksilver

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Long Walk to Neasden

Museum after hours

Lit up by jasmine joss stick
Debussy string quartet plays
Turn down thermostat
Open fan widows
Wine dark dawn begets
Clear blue canopy
To talk or not to talk to
Fiends & creditors
snow fell overnight just like Harvey said
the portrait on the wall winks back
the professor’s off his head
they titter behind desk tops
the little boys in class
first time it’s a tragedy
next time abject farce

Fade on the Blether

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‘Dolphin! I say, nay say, beseech. What kind of a name is than then?’ Pesk was fuddled. It addressed him.
‘The very thing. Dolphin. Dolphin Phipps. Shoot Phipps is bad enough. Could be Godolphin, mind. Arab horsey typos. Own Dettori. Blue shirts. Abdul O’Himmler. That sorta thing…’
The dull surge of midday twaddle tutted. The too much oft and many times earwigged. The Captain’s Table. Pesk ate gray prawns and got out the book of tides. Pesk’s Quest’s companion volume pocket sized. Found the place anointed:

‘Greely Quay & the Giant Cray & Environs’,  page thirty-two marked and read out loud.
“One is instantly struck by the sheer drab of the hillside graveyard as one descends the gradient to Greely Quay after the wily serpentine from Dead Dog Strand. Sitting as it does on the crest of the Daphne’s headland, it seems to mock to shame the bay below as it whispers to the sea “here’s a few poor beggars that your fishies did not gobble up you shite stream!” And, indeed the headstones did tales of souls retrieved from perilous, quirk bedevilled waters: Michael Murtagh, lost off the Vestal Hemispheric, found skulking like a bailiff in Dundown Cove February 14th 1962; Peter Teaser, mauled by the trawler Strawberry Flan, Regurge Sound 28th October, 1989…
‘Hold up! That was my cousin’s sweetheart, Peety.’ The Dolphin man broke in, ‘what’s that gnarly yoke your reading from, my friendio?’
‘My Uncle’s Diary’ said Peck slowly, not looking up.
‘Why are you telling it out loud?’ said the Dolphin man coming across.
‘To find you Mr. Mullins. To find you. My quarry.’

‘You had me going there, Dolphus.’ Perks sighed as they rowed out. ‘I thought you were Pinkerton’s sub-con knobbler…’
Loud came not the stern reply
The cove was mill pond smooth that callow eve. The two men laughed too loud for easy air. Water lapped hollow slurps in the inlet. How far out is safe to row, both mulled hard. Still meant ill, sounds carry gurgles, echoes travel light, stealthy, sock tread, slurred.
—Spruce your caboose with the neck of a goose! Said Mullins gone incongrous, brandishing his cutlass striking a now or never Fairbanks pose.
Music bathed the comely ether. Seagulls squawked of piteous deliverance . A sacrifice most Tuesdays if I feed the shumbunkin corn flakes daily, a hag cockled snagged by gin slings.
—Said seabass emerged its mammy’s lug, two full moons late, a guttersnipe once told us on the haunted promenade, left lug mind the right as if were grommet bunged. No exit, clearly posted so, neon flashes migrained, AC wired buttermilk…
—From sinister portals, indeed. Churned that one over down the years, and thus concluded, ‘Hi, tis I, chance of sip of your sup?’ Beggar off big brute, I’ll have yer goats fur…’
—Guts for gators, probed a scoop nose. Who he? One or tother so. Why it matters not. Time for the Klaxon hoot? Angelus
Klaxon Hooted. A bottle rocked up. The message read:
All their life was regulated not by lordly laws, crass statutes, or dry crust rules, but according to their free spirit will and pleasure. They rose from bed as they pleased, and how they drank, ate, worked, and slept when the fancy seized them. Nobody woke them mind; nobody compelled them either to eat or to drink, or to do anything else whatever. So it was that Gargantua Snood had established it. In their rules there was only one telltale clause:

DO WHAT YOU WILL
because people who are free, well-born, well-bred, and easy in honest company have a natural spur and instinct which drives them to virtuous deeds and deflects them from vice; and this they called honour. When these same men are depressed and enslaved by vile constraint and subjection, they use this noble quality which once impelled them freely towards virtue, to throw off and break this yoke of slavery. For we always strive after things forbidden and covet what is denied us.[20]:159
—Book twenty! Blimey there’s a tome. Mullins was flummoxed. Perks lingered over it, identifying Rabelais, but why now of all times. It was, he concluded, for diplomatic purposes, a red herring.
—It’s nothing. Let’s go home.
~

Some sort of sick kick from it. Must be. Perverse. Inaudible mutters, more than a mere mime. Stop. Crank it again.

Whassat he said, marzipan muel. More bloody pop-ups, start of the day, the sec I go near it, starts pushing you round, near dare and down the stair. Magic pen. Screens are for tourists, juss look at ArseboK. Ulterior motives, but I diverge. Indian summer of the Tory Party. Dangerfield did it for the Libs. Farewell Georgiana, brief encounters with bliss in the grounds of a country pile. You know I met Lloyd George? Yes me father told me when I was knee high to. Stop.

Dint of it I ask you. that was eerily early the mist was. Turd stone from the sun. Judd blink & youd mishit. Bollox to Bognor. South of a bog. Stands it up for reason? Process of elimination, my weird Watson. Je never said that. I know. Know. Know. kNow. Comma. Odd the things that float. Waters off Clyne for egg proffers darn good stretch of the leggings.

Hit anything now. you could always put a light on blindfold. Break up this bliss when something’s amiss. Stay in touch. Of course or perhapsy.

Sure you’re a lang aukd time lone sun. Down tto the cardboard. In mere wheeze dan won. Get gone with you. juss being sillier. Look Ma no hands left! And various other bits to boot. Attstops inbetwean. Love comes in shirts. Buy one get one knee. Death on the High Street. Peepul turn wahey. Selfies with my new friend Dr. Dear-Dept.

Lokk wow it trndz. So now lingo bingo gets born. A gnu renascence occludes.
Broke through the ice. Just slipped out. Popped. Automatically. Reports dismissed on superficial coffe grounds. Wrong water fonts. Matter of dulce et decorum. Costume & Pack Ice Frobisher. Methodolology. Sjould be a Church of it upped. On. Ward. Armies argue over refs. Wrong type of earrings. Lackings of the daisical dEpartntt. Not future innit. Means mean ends. Conveyancing. Todays lesson a reading from the Book of Herman Two Sticks. Drumroll. Bugger Bognor. Famous lasts. Me or the wallpaper beyond my means sod under other sod. Blessems. Ashtrays to ashtrays. Divil first by a nose. Heaven’s Above put down. Fetlock snap. Juss bending down to pick up a pea. Pop! That’s your lot pal. Here’s some teeth to gnash while wailing.
A bum’s tear it was, a caskful of stares, cleaved, spigotted, deerstalkered, up for the rout, no soft feelings you understand, throbbing nasal duct, precursor of girly weeps, matinee idol what fell from Grace. & herself a married wannabe. Book of Life lies. Untouched on yonder coffee table. Walnut inlaid, caryatids. Lot of time input, hobbies. Tender acts of wooden love. Down memory lame. See who that is coming up. Bugger me the bishop. Late of Bath and Wells. Jaunty little mancub. Tells frequent tells of pewstuff. Ups and downs. Exercise really. Stiffs turn left on the way out. That’s you told, milad. Conscripted belligerent over traces kicks. Bit off more than is proven chewable. Gumshield orange peel. Never failed me yet. Charming ickle mancub. No sado of a doubt about it. dribbling desert wine in the naval cavity. Fortify the under fours. Whatever gets you through the night Kris. Mantle of moi dreams bladder wracked by marbles…

Sherry Cooking

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A load of dross.

Might brighten up.

Why can’t people be more self-sufficient. Less clingy

Abreaction city daybreak megalopolis: nostalgic be bop hangover, muzzy hood. Leggy.

Lurid memories time, scratching around for wine and beer

watching the clock for relief:

hair loss glances, no known cure, pellucid glimpses, hairy bacon

hollow laughs downstairs; fades in, shades out; short fuse, uproar,

tantrums, grumps, demands, frustration, crash, oblivion.

Oh, what fun we had!

Unmemorable back pages best forgotten.

Dry alcove, Holy bush, smoke less fuel, nine to five.

Louis Armstrong, top Toot of the Wook.

Big Six unearthed in vintage esky

 

Lodger worth a dodge, sober and industrious, plausibly installed, has come home early to be touched:

worm quest, jauntier, shrapnel seed money, six squid a snip,

full of toe curl tales of the loving dead, and the dying I say.

Necessary & unnecessary evils considered sufficient thereof, bad seed diaspora, always a few spoil it for the dunny

First loves end in slender benders. Lifestyle lycanthropes.

Live and lament at your lesion.

Look at the small print bug eyes. detail in the devil. The emotions make easy scapegoats. Shelf fulfilling prophecies past sell by.

errant seed-drill, knave, cad, bounder. Only the lonely need apply

 

Circling before swooping yow saw her, watchful, gliding, waiting,

 

stumble and fall, writhe, twitch, shudder and stop.

Go now.

Dive and perch,

peck and gnaw,

pull and gorge:

To Victor  count despoils,

red tooth, red claw,

crunch and munch.

Veganburger

Sinister Lampshades

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Up and down
Up and down

That’s me today for a change…
Down now
Up later…
To find
Graham Nash talking Woodstock

and Joni Mitchell
Edging closer to a close
California dreamtime

at Manchester Trade Hall
freely loving Jennifer Eccles

bitter honeycomb wrappers
scurry down Saddleworth Moor

 

 

Q & Eh?

 

 

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Let’s not talk, eh

Let’s not say what

is what

 

That’s better

Now we can hear

Ourselves thinking

About what to

Say next

 

Got it!

let’s make up

Brigid’s Bed

Bell, Book & Shambles

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Inkus strummed glum
Untamed cygnet riff
As flying green sword fishes
Play noughts and crosses
on Andover beachfronts
#
The upholsterers sham
Couch casting &
Shadow wrastling
Modus vivendi tan
Like glass bead gamers
refuting b-movie scam

Raspberry Ripple

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Good golly dropsy

ice wet lollypop
collywobbles of rebel-rebels 

spoils it for each 
& everynun


Bloody raspberry ripples
how so they wibble-wobble
pink syrup slurpers
 
alchemised greaved cnemis 
don a sock on it, Slobbochops

conceal your root extensions good or malign
will you?
restrict  sticky trickledown mishap


silence is molten
& like ice & fire

it burps

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Das Stimmt

—C’mon will ya, times running out you know
—As it was forever, my Darling. As it forever was
Enjoy the frisson of this unique wait, embrace the knotted belly ache, the acrid stench of pristine belch, the bilious shuffle of stockinged gall, the dank fulfilling disappointment of barbiturate decay…
Nana stared down at knees confounded, sulky so and so-so slow, frowning shoelace fixated, entrapped by bogus mood, stormy petrel eyed.
Port worked listless slow sweet calm numbing Nana into dreams of old ship’s roll call. The first bottle barely touched the sides and when the jabber started and the lights went tickertape flickershow. Nana palmed blue eyes black and sighed. The house had been adapted for this very purpose. A messy cottage hospital bed in stumbling distance, a sink nearby to piss in handy, a broken uppy downy lift cage, handrails to the upper poop deck, drop down cupboards that always mind downturned head, assorted sticks and staves for all slopes, bags of pills and sooth me ointments, an exercise ball called Ned the always needs wiping. A blind one with their wits about them would manage. And the guards, what became of them? She sneered.
He wrote her, they confided with a smirk but when once asked upfront dissembled. But not his real name, nobody reads mistakes nowadays. Why so, you may ask. Spellbound. Whistleblowers bark up leafy trees. All is made encrypto, off camera, discrete… Because they had not never seen it had they. Unpublished was it then? Top secret. thirty years of dust. Worse than that: unwritten. Has that helped to ease? Not sure yet. Thirsty now. Quench it. Comely flitch of wench. Avast! The good ship Opium!!!

Sacrificed three spoonfuls of processed Bulgar chaff, paltry offering to the grumpy gut gods before crossing a river of cheap day return. Not in this atomic form you mind yourself. Michael White seems a nice chap all the same. Who the fuck is Michael White? Goodhearted yet didactic. Why they knit still yet? Implied contradiction. More like sloppy language. In the end time only tells. Some will never know a book.
Rubber ham granted a wide berth by blue dragoons. Left out uncovered overnight splash length from the piss sink tap. Fruit flies are harmless yolks. No protests a pear skin. Beethoven chord diminished. Eighth sonata sign your name in. what’s My Line with Whatshisface— Ladle Isabel Barnett into a Padded wagon Kleptomania Villas. Know he’s in the room at once. Intemperate cuss but wait. Yet waits. It it time yet? Not really here at all. Try telling the clock as much. Just marches off nonchalant.

—Da da da dum dum. Irregular as. Arhythmic. Clogged. Wind it. who has the key. Sucker for profiteroles. Crumbs. Hands are useless. Broken cups. Old China. Kuomintang-on-Trent. All the broken pots. Arabs glazed the inside first. Or was it Jews? What matter. Soon soft shoe shuffles disappeared it. See who next.

Sleepy Ham of Gentle Snoring. Shower day rides out come dawn. One in every two of late. Don’t wear out the skin the aim. It bleeds deprived of flesh bacteria. Rots without a minding too. And without it well. What then? Marasmus. A scolding rebuke for afterskid. Suddenly you remember, no seeming trigger to it, try and garner detail, no matter, that’s when it gets dubious, a smell, a touch, something sensate, but it’s gone, so you fill the empty. Just let it be, let it rest a while. But it goes, the butterfly moves on. A glance. That tension in your neck melts. Tantric feels remote. Cheap pink fluffy slippers. Was that deliberate? And if so, so what? Oldest trick in the book. The no trick trick. None of us know what we get involved in. liars disagree bitterly. That’s what liars do. For good reason. Power plays. Epic sunsets past two days. Charcoal, golden, slow masses, subsumed by shadow, not in your pomp. Who cares if you don’t? Stumped. Strolling mind found absent. Seiche on water fills the sky. No reflection. Howzat? No need to really ask. Just kept walking. Funny old game bird. Head up arse in clouds. Mackerel springs, amber leaf, install smart meter at your peril. Swings and roundabouts. Sunshine on the copper slide. And the roundabout. Scary monster. Still turning with no one near. For the fallen, propelled centrifugal, thrown off. felt queasy all right. Every time after. Wet wood sombre stench. Cold as a witches. Found no mushrooms. Camouflaged by night. Glow worms ardour dank. Open a tin instead. Careful with the ax now. capillary pumphouse. Needles. Back to skin. Neck of Lamb to tenderise. Food for thought indeedy.
Gravel falls on the Bog of Allen, the mighty Shannon, and her pussycat, Apostrophe—so the world turns purring strident tortoise shell Quick swallows catch the eyelash. A Little cloud passes glacial slow. Count the fingers on each hand. Made a note for future reference.

Filed it under Pluvium. Fine was his soft chestnut mop. Hair moves like water rushes.
Liquid. Jealous. Moi you bet.
Eyes souls windows see. Little green cloudbusters. Plain as the nose on your Holiness. Put my furt innit there. Engage then utter. Nerves to blame. Jitters. Too willing to plead loathsome
Articles before the fact denied. Nosey eyes mouth off truth be known look just like Picasso by nightwatchman puggled
—‘The Tomb of the Unknown Swimmer’ got a certain I dunno well quite sweet about it. Popeye’s on! All hail good fortune to Folkestone Fusspot Vicar Vicky Vicar—he who didn’t make it before the replay of Match of the Day must pass. Tell us that one about the man who swam around the British Isles sustained by bananas alone, a flotilla of yellow peels in his wake, wailing sirens rest love me Nigels, fruity pleasure cruiser horn blasts wheeze.

Leicester are going to the Boss’s funeral in Siam and cannot make and the bandstand children of Woking are absent after the inflatable slide occurrence, and the SAS have gone to look for the swimmer now feared subsumed by banana skins suspected to be caught on a rip tide once captured sublimely by Turner after wild sex on the beach with Tracy Emin listening to Black Uhuru passing by bareback riding on a rescue donkey who hatched a secret Brexit plan with Ant coz decks got cold feet on sensible browns and sees no future in the past and dreams of pastures new in Ruislip off seventies gatefold albums—Mornin’—Mornin’ Door slams too. Away to go or overnighter forgot toothbrush and pyjamas bless him anyway
~
An Odyssey set in a perpetual civil war where no one dies:
‘Alas, poor Mexico, so far from God and so close to the United States!’
‘to tell the story … in an imperturbable tone, with infallible serenity, even if the whole world resists, without for one instant calling into doubt what you are saying and avoiding the frivolous and the truculent alike … [this is] what the old ones knew, that in literature there is nothing more convincing than your own conviction.’
Convinced of their guilt
innocent bystanders
stare into empty space through an Aztec Camera
local witches knot twine round faggots
from freshly fallen bones
slow casserole and raisin curry, stewed giblets
to raise spirits dashed
by events dear boy events…
Now with the cauldron brimful
steaming ghosts come to sup their broth
and melt into the fragrant mist
Stands the watcher still
Uneasy on the rampart?
Time enough to count the mystic turds,
witness four leaves fall
observe spinach green ivy
and lime winged calendula in orange bloom.

A goo five mutes all told den?
Das Stimmt.