The Scrunged Wotsit
Aloha from Haywain-Ho! Attenuated morning endeavour, the cringe and cower again fear I: domestic interventions such as the dilate regard of cathedral candles, floppy hats in white shadow, crows car…
Source: The Scrunged Wotsit
Aloha from Haywain-Ho! Attenuated morning endeavour, the cringe and cower again fear I: domestic interventions such as the dilate regard of cathedral candles, floppy hats in white shadow, crows car…
Source: The Scrunged Wotsit
Rain fall watEr Stands
Puddling ephemeral paThs
wind Gusts aIr flows Springs up streaMs
convulsive Wadis rumble
fiCkle rivulets
fissured croOks & nannies
impUlsive caterpillarS
oVer exuBerant touriSts
Pulsate treMulous raindrops
wayward hEdgelings drip
evacuate imMaculate
faMily BlOssom
honeY suckles gRows
&,,.
wHy
(kNot)
Mulls of Gawd grin slow
butt exceeding snailspace
Grub time encroaches
They call it slowmo Monday
Tuesday’s just salad
Wednesday’s shrivelled lettuce
Thursday’s undressed crab…
SuN
(deaRth)
LyncH tUm(m Y)
lumBago
Z(sin)g-PainZ
We got twelve torsos
day tolling primrose and gold.
Syrup drips contemptuous
Nectar wrecking slurp insists.
No showers today so far.
Slowly feeling slow.
Chaotic anger.
Syrup drips voluptuous.
A barmy marches elsewhere
Looking for vittles
S o yO u
fEe L
likE maKing A
maRk on tHe wOrld ?
(?)
!
A wuND wHat
(aLways)
pHew
…
heAls itSelf Up aFterWord
& NamE iT
(druM RoLL)
‘GUn(gee)Truckism’
~
OOoze aBoot dat den?
sUb-Genres inclUde:
fauX geNder flUid dad(Ahh)
(y a W Nnn)
~
poStScryPtriPfliplinO
na(no-one)anism
algaerhythm & blu(es)
exPresto lipsti(ck) pUnk
miNdwipe cRing(e)WorthiEs
nobodYism
£$d
…tHat’ll do nIcely, siRe!
CatChy MonKey toO
a BB a n iCe n s d a Y
fuN ny PaPer(r) S
2xKwik-
G=gLance
Zoot rays strobe Stockholm as Sweden Burghers rise up wreckful with smash up attitude.
The whole wode world spoofs a spreadsheet of posset and dross.
Valhalla orchestra plays misty for Major Sixty-Nine & his otter Abalone:
Human race factors at play again and again over time
History stopped at 6.37 GMT
Light crimson hand cream the emollient of top choice for kNutjobs
Shares in Cochineal soar like Anna Neagle.
Theft rash at Cannes: jewels to blame.
Ferrari elopes with Mercedes –
Dante fitted up – same old Dumbass yarn spun
Eccles cake bomber found in rural microwave:
‘Little Imps!’ said a fishbowl spokeshave weeping in his absinthe.
‘Mine’s a sweeper.’ Incoholic dribble drabble if one must ask.
Caustic soda fountains are good for you.
Indolent sex safer than casual sex:
Comatose Times.
Red shank racket exposed in wetland areas
after drone surveillance by Graf Zeppelin.
Turkish Delight found in Royal Jelly:…
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