Slobbo

by grimbeau

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the easy way out dogs my every step –

I call it Slobbo.

It is a shadow,

reeks of burgers and pickles,

farts and burps at will,

drinks like a trooper,

smokes like a fish.

 

it is white at night.

it sings, shouts, and staggers then.

 

I watch it from my

silken hammock

fuming