Grimbeau

She was known to have the wrong name,

(a clerical faux pas committed by Gerald

While eating a falafel after a

Good bollocking from Mrs. Godzilla

for being late in again.)

The corpse lived at No Fixed Abode

as did Wallace Pidgeon

the woman with her real name,

who rented the cellar.

It was all too much for Geraldine,

So, she just rifled the personal effects

for good pickings,

secreted them in the shallow,

nylon pocket of her too tight tunic,

pulled the sheet over the head,

and checked for recent texts.