Compost Heapos

by grimbeau


Great Allotments of Albion yield up

sweet pea & radish.

The bearded mates look maddish

and lose well

the first challenge, woody, blemished

offerings get scant consideration from the judge,

old before his time, made over for the telly.

A sex god with a perverse

glint in his eyes

when he says ‘the last thing we want to see

is a drooping sweet pea.’

He knows, you know